April 2012
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Me: Why are you paying for our subs? You have enough Subway points to get two free subs.
Alex: I don't know. Maybe I will give it to a homeless person.
Me: I registered your card online. I don't know if you can just give it away.
Alex: Well maybe I will buy them a sub then.
So we finished getting our subs and just as we walk out, a woman on the street stops us. She asks us for some change so she can buy food.
Alex looks at me with a smile on his face and walks in and buys her a sub, again without using his points. She called him an angel and was so happy.
He has such a good heart.
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They print these little newspapers for our neighborhood with meeting times and events in it. But it also has the weirdest shit in it. This one has a full page of facts about watermelons. Literally a full page… Also it has a recipe for fruit with jello. The ingredients? Jello and fruit. Haha, crazy old people neighborhood.
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Eat everything in moderation.
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Is it ever appropriate to tell someone their baby...
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Betty White's Off Their Rockers is hilarious. :]
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Who finds super skinny models disgusting? I never buy anything from ads with models like that. It is unrealistic and that makes me believe their product is too.
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A roger, a love wand, joy stick, dong, zipper...
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March 2012
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I hope, if no one that I know wins the millions, that the jackpot goes unclaimed. Then the jackpot will rise and we will have a chance at 900 million. :-P
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Talking to my husband's grandmother
Me: Have you seen the movie Mean Girls?
Her: At least five times.
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Confirmation bias makes us susceptible to hearing only things that reinforce our opinion. The more closely held our opinion, the more selective we seem to be about the things that we ”pay attention” to.
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So last night I had a dream that I was at a party. A lot of stuff happened that I cant remember, but this:
I was in the back yard around a bonfire when a school bus of stoners backs into the driveway. Then all of the sudden my dad was sitting at the bonfire lighting up a pound joint. (Yeah, a giant ass joint that had to of weighed a pound- it was like, the size of an arm)
After that I went to...
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If you drink Pepsi, I don't even want to be your...
