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Things we’ve caught from the ocean!
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- Me: Why are you paying for our subs? You have enough Subway points to get two free subs.
- Alex: I don't know. Maybe I will give it to a homeless person.
- Me: I registered your card online. I don't know if you can just give it away.
- Alex: Well maybe I will buy them a sub then.
- So we finished getting our subs and just as we walk out, a woman on the street stops us. She asks us for some change so she can buy food.
- Alex looks at me with a smile on his face and walks in and buys her a sub, again without using his points. She called him an angel and was so happy.
- He has such a good heart. <3
SOOOOOO Pretty!
They print these little newspapers for our neighborhood with meeting times and events in it. But it also has the weirdest shit in it. This one has a full page of facts about watermelons. Literally a full page… Also it has a recipe for fruit with jello. The ingredients? Jello and fruit. Haha, crazy old people neighborhood.
Kitty kisses
Sounds so gross… Hot dog stuffed crust? What happened to cheese stuffed crust?
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Eat everything in moderation.
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Today was his Birthday, and we went to the casino!
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